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OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET
Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.
Small intestine, $2,519.
Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.
Coronary artery, $1,525.
Skull with teeth, $1,200.
Hand and forearm, $385.
Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.
Skin, $10 per square inch.
who wants to get rich with me
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING