okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
damn, this is too true to my life right now.
I wish I could just press the restart button on some people.